[opening to Paramount and Plush Studios logo, the finished in video game's Mario runs. The fire in smoke, the door smack, Toad screaming in off-screen, The Smoke SuperMarioLogan Best logo.]

Kathy Najimy: Good night, Eli.

Eli Marienthal: Good night, Kathy.

Phil Proctor: Good night, Eli.

[the scared, Eli Marienthal on the bed, Eli snores, Bowser toy growls in Eli screams, broke toy.]

Eli Marienthal: Gotcha!

[throws a ball and cuts to golden]

Computer Voice: Order, country! Order, country!