[opening to Paramount and Plush Studios logo, the finished in video game's Mario runs. The fire in smoke, the door smack, Toad screaming in off-screen, The Smoke SuperMarioLogan Best logo.]
Kathy Najimy: Good night, Eli.
Eli Marienthal: Good night, Kathy.
Phil Proctor: Good night, Eli.
[the scared, Eli Marienthal on the bed, Eli snores, Bowser toy growls in Eli screams, broke toy.]
Eli Marienthal: Gotcha!
[throws a ball and cuts to golden]
Computer Voice: Order, country! Order, country!